Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Week 38 (April 10, 2011)

Faded and feelin' X-rated.. lol. Later I'm gonna make a "spread." I don't recall if I've mentioned them in the past, but it's our lil' gourmet dish. Basically you mix: Hot Cheetos, Hot Cheez-Its, hot sauce, pork rinds, top ramen soup (drained), and these dehydrated refried beans and you put the mixture in a tortilla, it's bomb. LOL. Funny shit is I saw a commercial for Taco Bell and saw a burrito with hot cheetos and chili cheese Fritos in it. I KNOW a fucking "convict:" invented that recipe!! LOL! Guaranteed! Other fools put Fritos or other shit in theirs but my recipe is the best, some Mexican dude taught it to me. Alright so I just did 15 minutes jump rope (pretend), 15 mins. shadow boxing, push-ups & pull-ups, 5 sets each. My pull-ups keep going up, feels good! I did: 27, 23, 18, 16, 13. That's a lot considering how fucking weak I had gotten. Man, I'm really excited to get out and fight again! I never fully realized how much I truly LOVE the sport. Just like 13 weeks to go!! Anyway, my toe ended up not getting infected, the toe nail is beginning to reform but looks weird... I hope it doesn't grow back all funky... I've always prided myself on having nice feet... lol. What else...

My neighbors G-Ma had 2 strokes and got put into a hospice 2 days ago. He took a nap today and said he dreamt he said goodbye to her and she died, he woke up in tears. So we're wondering if she did die and her spirit came to say goodbye?? It would be a trip right? We don't get dayroom until later tonight, so once he calls to find out I'll report back.

On another subject, a really odd/gay one, my neighbor and I overheard the 2 black dudes downstairs from us talking into the vent. We stumbled on to the conversation as one of them said that he had woken up with a dick in his mouth... lol. (Not here, he was recounting a story.) He then said he got up and told the dude he better put his knuckles up cuz they're gonna fight. Then he said "the nigga knew brazilian jiu-jitsu and choked me out, when I woke up the nigga was fuckin me." LMAO!! And dude was laughing about it?? He said the dude helped him hostage for 3 days and kept fucking him. Then he said, "the fucked up shit is that I still call the nigga." HAHAHA!! WTF!? Shit was the funniest story to ever eavesdrop on! And these are some "gangsters." They were talking about it like it was nothing, an every day occurrence... W-E-I-R-D. Another gay story involves this Mexican dude, he's all gangstered out, even with tattoos on his face. When he 1st discovered that I used to do porn he asked if he could see my dick, he said he wanted to see a "real porn dick." I told him that I wasn't one of those porn guys with a giant dong. He kept insisting I show it to him, which is odd enough, but the look in his eyes... G-A-Y. Obviously I didn't show it to him. After that he'd always make lil' gay remarks, jokingly, but definitely not joking. Also, whenever I'd stop at his door to talk to him, I feel real uncomfortable like I'm being raped by his eyes... lol. I never told anyone shit but then my neighbor brought up the fact that he thinks one of the "homies" is gay. He wouldn't tell me the name, so I blurted out the name I suspected and he's like, "how'd you know!?" LOL... so yeah now we both crack gay jokes at him, playingly, but not. I'unno, it's just so strange to see gangster dudes be gay... funny.

Sooo... my neighbor called home and his G-ma did pass away... crazy huh? I wonder if that dream was actually her saying bye to him, or just a dream? I'd certainly like to think it was her, that'd be neat. Anyway, that's the deal with this Barry Bonds shit? WTF!? How irrensponsible is our government to waste millions on his perjury trial!? People perjure themselves daily on far more important criminal matters and are not charged at all! Plus everyone knows that like 70% of ALL professional athletes use or have used steroids, so fucking what!? It's like anything else - they try to get away with it and the authorities try and catch them, cat and mouse. When they fail a drug test, they get suspended/fined and when they pass, they pass. Fucking LAME, fucking witch hunt, fucking waste of time and money. FUCK THE MEDIA.

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